This morning while I’m struggling to find something comfortable and professional to wear to work(which is sometimes hard for someone knocking on the door of obesity), my 150-pounds-soaking-wet husband asks me where my “You-On a Diet” book is. 

He claims he wants it because he’s worried about his stomach being fat and his arteries clogging up.

Damn….. I wish I had a big stick at that moment!

I gave him an evil look and told him he ruined my day and how insulting it was for a skinny person to complain about being fat to someone who is overweight.  This didn’t phase him at all……and yes this is what I deal with in my house.